Race Car Driver

It's really hard to find a race car with guns. I don't know if this was common knowledge before I started my hunt, but it should be. All my son wants from Santa this year is a race car with guns. I can find some GI Joe stuff, but they are jeeps, and tanks, and hummer style vehicles. You'd think that you could find a HotWheel with some weaponry on it, but you'd be wrong. There is no such thing.

I submit this idea to the head of Mattel, stop messing around with the Barbie Corvette, that just makes the Corvette less cool, instead put a machine gun on the Camaro. Do something useful, turn a superfast car into a superweapon. I know that somebody else must have thought of this before, so I can't imagine why it hasn't been done yet.

If anyone out there has any information about this toy and where I might find one, please let me know. I don't think that it's going to be an urgent matter as I have managed to procure an Optimus Prime transformer that has a firing something on it. I don't know if it's a missle launcher or a plasma cannon, but either way it shoots in robot form. So that's something.

Tomorrow should be fun as his preschool is having a "Holiday" party, as you're not allowed to say Christmas anymore, even though that's what the Holiday party is for. We didnt' get two weeks off of school because of Kwanzaa. Of course that one wasn't invented until the late 60's anyway. But that's another talk for another time. Enjoy those Christmas tunes whilst they're still on the air!