Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

Fear not faithful few, for I found a feasible functional Car With Guns On It. It was located at Target and labeled as a Target exclusive Transformer. It will have to do the trick. View it's spectacularness below.
So Santa will have done his job and it's not nearly as violent as i had pictured. Plus, it's a Transformer, which makes two for him this year, so that's a nice bonus.

He has his preschool Christmas, er...Holiday party in a few hours, so that should be fun. Apparently, they're going to sing some tunes. I don't know which ones, but I'm guessing that one of them is Jingle Bells, because he's been repeating the chorus to that one for the past week or so. Over and over and over and over.