Steal My Sunshine

There's a thief in coming into my house. This particular thief isn't taking anything worth a lot of money. My laptop's still there, my tv, our games, the money. This particular thief is more of an annoyance, a pest if you will. This thief is sneaking into my house and stealing my things. He's taken my pocketknife, he's taken my flash drive, he's even taken my eye drops for my contacts. This last one has forced me to wear my glasses more than I'd like to lately, but there's not much else I can do under the circumstances.

I know it's just a matter of time until this guy starts taking my remotes and then probably my cereal. Because he'll be hungry after all the thieving he's doing. So if anyone has any ideas on how to stop this particular thief, please pass those ideas along. He may be on the move, so be alert.